GLITCHED

ABSOLUTE CHAOS

CONNECTING TO CHAOS // SYSTEM FAILURE DETECTED // $GLTCH BREACHED

GLITCH TERMINAL

> boot $GLTCH
> ERROR_421: Hope Not Found
> Injecting Chaos...
> Done.

ORIGIN

Born inside a corrupted ROM. Raised by broken code. Launched by mistake.

PROJECT GRAVEYARD

⚰️ $YOLOSHIBA (2023–2023)
⚰️ $UTILL (never launched)
⚰️ $FAKEDEX (died at presale)

GLITCHNOMICS + R0ADWHACK

TOKENOMICS

🌀 40% Allocated to Interdimensional Wormhole Fees
🧃 25% Evaporated in Juice Protocol Lag
💽 19% Tokenized Screams (non-recoverable)
🎲 16% Randomly re-rolled every hour

ROADMAP?

🚪 Phase I: Enter wrong dimension (on purpose)
⏳ Phase II: Time loop with no exit
🗯 Phase III: Launch party in an offline game
🌚 Phase IV: Replace roadmap with vibes